Those 5 LITTLE WORDS

here we go again. Today we have our fantastic and fabulous female characters session. ALDRIN and SHERBATSKY greatest moments and dirtiest secrets. Stay tuned for this amazing, gigantic and huge event yet only intro to real thing.

ROBIN (sparkles) SCHERBATSKY
5.Barney TV bets - now I know you will all say. Come on bro this one must go even higher but remember this is 5 best so it's really great place. So whats the scoop you ask??? Robin as a tv reporter that only does that crap at the end of the news made a bet with Barney because she needed money and was tired of her stupid job. Bet demanded that she must say some crazy stuff on tv like nipple or spanking herself which culminated in an unexpected but LEGEN falling from the carriage into horse shit DARY scene xD
4.SHOOTING RANGE - Robin takes MArshall to the shooting range to help him get over Lily. Now in here we see how hot Robin actually is. And I don't mean like "I want to have sex with you all night long" but something in th line of " I'm gonna shoot your sorry ass if you don't make me scream like a raging baboon" kind of way xD
3.FIGHTING - You know what I mean. Episode The Fight( s4 ep 10). Waiter Doug ask the boys to help him kick a few of poor guys from their booth. Ted ands Barney go out and Doug already beats the crap out of those dudes. What this has to do with Robin??? Well after the boys came back and lied that they were in a fight Robin starts to feel hot for macho, dangerous Barney. I just love those "I want you to take me on a high cliff and have wild monkey sex hanging from there" look xD
2. LET'S Go TO THE MALL - yes I know you all thought that this will be First but sorry no xD Although it is a legendary scene and I have watched it like 100 times I have one that I like more. Well if you didn't see Robin Sparkles song than you probably are not from Canada xD No seriously purely trash video and song that will haunt you for the rest of your life. Loving it :)
1. NO NO NO - well she did this 2 times. First time when she though that Ted wants to propose to her when she found a ring in her champagne. Her reply: No no no no no no Ted you cannot do this to me no no no no no xD ( funny thing that was Barney's reaction when he heard the story)
and second time when Ted was dating BlaBla she asked Robin since when is she seeing Barney. Robin replied with 16 no's :) CLASSIC xD

LILY spank me ALDRIN
5.WHAT KIND OF GADGETS? - Well Barney talks about the NakedMan and compares him to superman while he (Barney) is kind of like Batman with his disguises, lies and gadgets. Then we hear Lily asking: "what kind of gadgets are we talking about".
4.MARSHALL YOU CAN SLAP HIM - I think this says everything. She could let go of Barney provocations and just enjoy her thanksgiving but at the last 3 second she uses her slap commissioners power to let Marshall slap Barney. RESPECT
3.LOUD CHEWING - one of my favorite scenes. especially when she eats cotton candy and it sounds like she is walking through the glass field xD
2.AYE AYE MATEY - Marshall opens a bottle of champagne and a cork flews right into Lily's eye producing one aou and a eye patch. O and also one weird cab scene when the cab driver asks them about spanking xD
1.WEIRD BRITISH(as if xD) ACCENT - intervention episode. Marshall's weird hat, Barney's magic and so on but most awesome is Lily's I'm drunk as a russian pirate accent if we could call that an accent xD

JOINT MOMENTS - best scene after slapsgiving slap. BATTERY POWERED ADULT RECREATIONAL FAKE PENIS that Robin buys for Lily's bridal shower( do they shower the bride xD) I couldn't stop laughing when that old woman started to talk about her gift xD

well boys and girls this is it and next we have our king Barney if I ever manage to pull only 5 scenes xD

BLAZING MOMENTS

So while you are sitting in your chair and just doing nothing some of us are on the work bored to death and mostly reading crap. Well I'm one of those and in my boring workday I had a moment of pure genius............... But then it got away. So instead I must write this: 5 greatest moments of our 5 characters

TED MOSBY:
5. Doctor X protest: Self proclaimed college radio scene legend doctor X also mostly know as douche bag Ted organized happenings against racism, injustice etc. And there was nobody there. Except the X. One gigantic FAIL
4. 2 minute date: Now this one is a total success. He seduced dr. Stella Zinman. They started at her office ended after a cab ride 30 feet further, ate something, watched a movie and he got a kiss. LEGENDARY. I'm just surprised that Barney didn't tried to copy that xD
3. The Goat incident: Yes the one when he got in a fight against a female goat in his apartment and he got his ass whooped. Really hard. How hard??? Hospitalized. Nuff said xD
2. The Smurf penis: aka the blue french horn ( but the smurf is better although I was a little surprised that both of them know how smurf penis looks like). Well Ted stole it for Robin on their first date that ended in...
1. I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU: the reason I started to watch this. Total and most brutal way of destroying yours chance on the first date xD But I't was funny xD

MARSHALL ERIKSEN
5. Getting a car- Marshall got his Fiero from his brothers after finishing a few tasks. Like going to a drive-in and ordering 12 cups of coffee naked xD of course his brothers wnt to the restourant before him and stole all the lids. Then poor little dumb Marshall had to put all the coffee around his naked body. Do I need to say that that hot coffee spilled on him xD NO FOOD IN THE CAR RULE
4.DANCERS HIP - The moment when the gang is messing with his new injury and then he starts to justify that it is called like that only because mostly ballet dancers acquire it xD talk about crash and burn. And that face when he realized what he just said :D
3. DIBS - First episode. Marshall proposes to Lily and then they have sex on the kitchen floor. When they finished Lily asks him does he know that there is a Pop tart under your fridge. MARSHALL: No but dibs xD awesome. Ou yea cork eye contact here xD
2. LAWYERED MOMENTS - Barney makes up some kind of fact or percentage or story and then Marshall makes him admit that he made it up. Talk about bad ass :) LAWYERED
1. SLAPSGIVING- now that whole episode is a Marshall pawning Barney. And then that last slap. Tumbling down in his excruciating pain over the little table. Lights out and the song starts. Marshall awesome :)))

JOINT MOMENT (joint xD) - Sword fight. Marshall and Ted got into an argument and started to sword fight. LEGENDARY moment. Can't describe this. Just watch :)))
Well enough for now. The remaining 3 will come later or tomorrow or next week. We will see xD
Until then comment and give your fav Marshall and Ted moments

Introduction to characters: MARSHALL ERIKSEN

The good guy. The naive one. The ever loving guy. One word: Marshall. Now let's talk about Marshall. He would be my fav if Barney wasn't created. Not so flashy as the rest but a character that will crawl under your skin with his kid like statements and good personality.
Born in St. Clouds Minnesota, graduated at the Columbia university and became a lawyer with a desire to protect the environment. Great dream and commitment you say. Well it would be if he had a lot of money but since he is poor like a church mouse and married with a shoppaholic. But at the top of that cake a cherry named Stinson. and you get one hell of a miserable man that works at the firms that are the worst filth of mankind.
Best friend with mr. Mosby and married to that Lily aw just wanna eat her alive Aldrin. These three live in the apartment above of the McLarrens. Show starts with Marshall proposing ( well actually starts when Marshall fake proposes Ted to see if his lines are good enough xD) to Lily and few seasons later they are married.
Marshall always but always wins in games, studies crypotzoology as a hobby (supernatural things like Bigfoot and Nessie). Catchphrase is: lawyered ( which he says after he wins an argument mostly with Barney).
Three things I love about this guy: 1. This guy knows how to fight ( but really he is a monster)
                                                    2. He is so much crazy that he shaved middle of his head the day when he married Lily just because her cousin gave him blonde highlights xD (go man xD)
                                                    3. SLAP BET ( if someone doesn't know what I mean then stop reading this and go watch HIMYM xD )
Ou yea he is played by Jason Segal if someone wants to know.
Well thats all from Marshall without to much spoilering xD

10 sports so crazy you will not want to miss a thing x

(DISCLAIMER: this is purely a work of fiction and you should not be offended by any thing that is written here. If you are I suggest that you don’t read it. After all this is just a mean to kill some time)

10.PIG CHASING – I think this one actually exists. First of all you need a pig, a large arena preferably a muddy one and a chaser. You let the pig or pigs in a arena and then chaser must catch them while he is timed. My version would include hot girls and jelly instead of mud or we replace a pig with a rhinoceros a really mad one and huge like 10 feet tall. RHINO CHASING :)))

9.CURLING – you ask why is curling crazy. You have a guy that slides a huge rock like thing and then few people go around the thing and sweep. I think this is either related to some cult activity or obsessive compulsive disorder. Either way it’s crazy. And boring. And has very sedative effect. And fun if someone goes berserk with the broom :)

8. FLINTSTONES RACING MANIA – Topnotch racing cars without anything except Jamaican athletics team members that would run inside it. Although it would probably be very boring because of mister Usain I’m so fast that I shit lightning Bolt xD I love that guy. And one more thing imagine 24 hours of Le Mans. super awesome or super disaster, Either way fun :)

7. WOODPECKER SHOOTING – No you will not shoot poor little birds. You will take a small bow and use them as arrows of course xD Why woodpeckers you ask. Because they have sharp beaks. Now I still don’t have an idea for a target but maybe some fat people. That is always funny. And since this one is becoming extremely politically incorrect let’s toss a couple of dumb blondes that will do something. I mean UFC has them holding numbers I think that we will come up with something :)

6.RUNNING IN CIRCLES MARATHON – I think this one is clear. You need to run 42 km spinning around. You get a pedometer (it’s a step counting device) and when you reach 42 k you can stop. Presumably that you finish or that you even start. I think no one would be this stupid but if you see someone I have two words for you. Video CAMERA.

5. LIGHT SABER KENDO – I hope you all know what kendo is. You have two guys ( or girls) with wooden sword that practice the ancient art of handling sword. Japanese origin. Now what if we increase the number of participants and use light sabers. Awesome head falling, blood squirting, burn smelling battle royale. And who ever wins gets the hot dumb blonde that shows round number. Like there will be more than one xD Also in this honorable sport we should remember the fair play and most of all the CODE.

So BRO CODE article 38: Even in a fight to the death, a Bro never punches another Bro in the groin ( we shall add here: neither does he light saber his member :P). Except of course if a dude you are fighting isn’t a Bro but a shemale or a Blabber ( a bro that is always in a company of woman, and not that kind of company) nuff said may the Force be with you.

4. POWERLINE HANGING – SHOCKING, SHAKING, MIND NUMBING, SKIN BURNING match today is an idea for a poster. How is it done??? You find a power line and close a electricity circle with your body. Then The one that survives is the winner. Also he has awesome hair. If both of them survive the gentleman will engage in another duel or simply play a game of Broshambo (rock, paper, scissors).

Now we came to the top 3 in this order. What kind of gruesome, dangerous and legendary things we have in store. Well here they are

3. CATAPULT BLASTING – 2 crews with two catapults on different sides. OBJECTIVE: make the other team unable to fight. Either by demolishing their pult or slathering them all. We shall use gigantic rock or explosives. Maybe even sea battles. You toss in with the rock a lot of meat and blood and then when you sink the other team they will be in the ocean and ready to become shark bait. NICE J)) Also I have an idea with the lingerie pulting. Not sure how to pull this off but will inform you if I find a way :)

2.OPERA LISTENING – one more marathon event. You will be taken to the opera and be forced to listen. You fall asleep you lose. You exit you lose. You just need to shut up and listen if you can of course :) have a nice time muahahahahahahhaahaa. Losing players have to take their women to shopping for 3 days straight while the winner will bask in the glory while 3 Norwegian chick bathe him in a liquid of his choice.

1. DRINKATHON - the best, the hardest and the most awesome sport ever invented on this world. This one is real actually and happens every year in mine hometown. Start is at the beginning of the longest street and to finish you just have to walk through the whole street. Simple right. WRONG xD One of the conditions you need to enter every bar on the course and drink first a beer. Then you exit and enter the next one where you drink a real mans drink like a scotch. You should also know that in Croatia you have bars like Sahara has sand. AWESOME xD I intend to enter this year and am currently training. The notorious never ended run.

Hope you enjoyed this one :) some of the ideas that weren’t included but worth mentioning. SUPERHERO CAGEMATCH, PUKING PUZZLES (solve a box of puzzles while you have an unbearable need to puke), UNDERWATER HOCKEY and BEARHAND fighting (no not bare hand but bearhand. You take a bear paw and fight)

10 supervillans that would be a very hot chick

OK maybe this sounds a little weird but I don't care xD I got the idea today at work between chasing a fly around and inventing a rubber band catapult and trying to reach exceptional distances with it. So here we go from 10th to do 1st:

10. CHUCKline - you all remember the ever charming Chucky the killing doll. Well this is for you out there with artificial body fetish. Little facial surgery to improve looks or a paper bag and you are ready to go. Just remember that you could be killed but then again it's builds up the suspense :P Chuckline is ideal for little houses and storing underneath the bed in a chained case of course. Do not attempt sexual intercourse in freezing conditions. Tinypeoplephilia.

9. HANS GRUBER - or rather Helga. A charming international bandit from Die hard is cocky and funny at the same time. German blood guarantees hot blond (or worst case brunette) busty beer baring girl. With her obvious desire for danger you could have fun while robbing supermegabrand name company or have sex in the public your choice. Just be careful of facial hair.

8. JIMMY BONES - Snoop dogg in the movie Bones. Now imagine Snoops coolness transformed into hotness and placed in one hot black chick. Sure she is a ghost but imagine if you will possession sex. That has to be awesome. + you could complain that you don't get as much loving as you deserve and try to put a tricycle idea in her head (watch for the devils three way - here it would just be a gay bang). Also watch out for lack of privacy and you should be aware that you will be killed if you abandon her so toss up :)

7.Miss FREEZE - big old Arnie replaced by a hot Scandinavian girl with looks that match Victoria Silvstedt. Now I don't think that Robin would be gay anymore ( and the old bat is suspicious to). Coldness you say. Then lets dig deep into her goon roaster and find a flame manipulating chick. Awesome three way action plus her scientific brain could develop some awesome hardwood drugs (yes xD ) and few gadgets if you are into that. Definitely all star member :)

6.RIDDLERrie - Crazy redheaded girl who is always full of surprises. BITCH guess whats behind door number one??? Well either 10 naked girl for you and her or one of her crazy crazy crazy gadgets. Costumes included so just sit back and relax if you can. Liv Tyler for the part would be ideal ;)

5.THE SHARK - rubber or plastic beast machine from Jaws would satisffy even the most perverted character out there. Bestiality + artificial body. With a little upgrades to look at least a little as woman and your ready to go. Water sex mandatory and maybe even high speed stunts. Your choice it's just a doll :P

4.VIGOra THE CARPATH WOMAN - Vigo comes from ghostbusters and is also known as Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, and Vigo the Unholy (but not Vigo the Butch). So What we got here. Crazy, blond, wearing a suit of armor that is also dead and resurrected. A Unholy grail of PHILIAS. Necrophilia, costumes, torture, medieval torture devices and overwhelming lust. Certainly for the top 5. Whip me baby. I could just picture Scarlett like this grrr.

3. DARTH VADERlin - Imagine seeing that helmet and hearing that khhhh sound that comes out from her mouth. Now put on her a pair of DD cups tighten her ass and replace pipi with girly parts and you are ready to go. Just like Halloween and you don't need to pay her. Add a little of Napoleon complex and a desire to use the Force anywhere and that includes the bed and you got a pretty freaking hot sadistic chick that like to wear costumes. A dream come true to some of you I'm sure :)

Almost to the finish line

2. LEXa LUTHOR - super wealthy bald chick that want to grab as huge chunk of world as possible to swallow ( maybe even swallow something else :) ) Now before you say no picture this as Britney in her bald days. Ye sure she was bald, nut and didn't care much about her hygiene but Lexa could be different with a little help. Rank really high on Hot/Crazy scale and could dance up and down on scale like well crazy person xD make her grow hair, get a boob job and you have a great chick with lots of money. dibs :)

and the winner is:




1. TERMINATOR - Ok we saw this in action and it worked like crazy. Kristanna Loken played a super hot killing machine that follows her target to the end of earth and beyond. Yes little possessive and craves for attention but show me a chick that isn't. She could satisfy your male need for seeing awesome robots and hot chick in one go. You can reprogram her at your will so instead of killing you write something like crazy monkey sex all the time. And one more thing: GADGETS :) Megan Fox anyone :)

Well bros and broets I hope you liked this certainly it was fun for me :)