Those 5 LITTLE WORDS

here we go again. Today we have our fantastic and fabulous female characters session. ALDRIN and SHERBATSKY greatest moments and dirtiest secrets. Stay tuned for this amazing, gigantic and huge event yet only intro to real thing.

ROBIN (sparkles) SCHERBATSKY
5.Barney TV bets - now I know you will all say. Come on bro this one must go even higher but remember this is 5 best so it's really great place. So whats the scoop you ask??? Robin as a tv reporter that only does that crap at the end of the news made a bet with Barney because she needed money and was tired of her stupid job. Bet demanded that she must say some crazy stuff on tv like nipple or spanking herself which culminated in an unexpected but LEGEN falling from the carriage into horse shit DARY scene xD
4.SHOOTING RANGE - Robin takes MArshall to the shooting range to help him get over Lily. Now in here we see how hot Robin actually is. And I don't mean like "I want to have sex with you all night long" but something in th line of " I'm gonna shoot your sorry ass if you don't make me scream like a raging baboon" kind of way xD
3.FIGHTING - You know what I mean. Episode The Fight( s4 ep 10). Waiter Doug ask the boys to help him kick a few of poor guys from their booth. Ted ands Barney go out and Doug already beats the crap out of those dudes. What this has to do with Robin??? Well after the boys came back and lied that they were in a fight Robin starts to feel hot for macho, dangerous Barney. I just love those "I want you to take me on a high cliff and have wild monkey sex hanging from there" look xD
2. LET'S Go TO THE MALL - yes I know you all thought that this will be First but sorry no xD Although it is a legendary scene and I have watched it like 100 times I have one that I like more. Well if you didn't see Robin Sparkles song than you probably are not from Canada xD No seriously purely trash video and song that will haunt you for the rest of your life. Loving it :)
1. NO NO NO - well she did this 2 times. First time when she though that Ted wants to propose to her when she found a ring in her champagne. Her reply: No no no no no no Ted you cannot do this to me no no no no no xD ( funny thing that was Barney's reaction when he heard the story)
and second time when Ted was dating BlaBla she asked Robin since when is she seeing Barney. Robin replied with 16 no's :) CLASSIC xD

LILY spank me ALDRIN
5.WHAT KIND OF GADGETS? - Well Barney talks about the NakedMan and compares him to superman while he (Barney) is kind of like Batman with his disguises, lies and gadgets. Then we hear Lily asking: "what kind of gadgets are we talking about".
4.MARSHALL YOU CAN SLAP HIM - I think this says everything. She could let go of Barney provocations and just enjoy her thanksgiving but at the last 3 second she uses her slap commissioners power to let Marshall slap Barney. RESPECT
3.LOUD CHEWING - one of my favorite scenes. especially when she eats cotton candy and it sounds like she is walking through the glass field xD
2.AYE AYE MATEY - Marshall opens a bottle of champagne and a cork flews right into Lily's eye producing one aou and a eye patch. O and also one weird cab scene when the cab driver asks them about spanking xD
1.WEIRD BRITISH(as if xD) ACCENT - intervention episode. Marshall's weird hat, Barney's magic and so on but most awesome is Lily's I'm drunk as a russian pirate accent if we could call that an accent xD

JOINT MOMENTS - best scene after slapsgiving slap. BATTERY POWERED ADULT RECREATIONAL FAKE PENIS that Robin buys for Lily's bridal shower( do they shower the bride xD) I couldn't stop laughing when that old woman started to talk about her gift xD

well boys and girls this is it and next we have our king Barney if I ever manage to pull only 5 scenes xD

BLAZING MOMENTS

So while you are sitting in your chair and just doing nothing some of us are on the work bored to death and mostly reading crap. Well I'm one of those and in my boring workday I had a moment of pure genius............... But then it got away. So instead I must write this: 5 greatest moments of our 5 characters

TED MOSBY:
5. Doctor X protest: Self proclaimed college radio scene legend doctor X also mostly know as douche bag Ted organized happenings against racism, injustice etc. And there was nobody there. Except the X. One gigantic FAIL
4. 2 minute date: Now this one is a total success. He seduced dr. Stella Zinman. They started at her office ended after a cab ride 30 feet further, ate something, watched a movie and he got a kiss. LEGENDARY. I'm just surprised that Barney didn't tried to copy that xD
3. The Goat incident: Yes the one when he got in a fight against a female goat in his apartment and he got his ass whooped. Really hard. How hard??? Hospitalized. Nuff said xD
2. The Smurf penis: aka the blue french horn ( but the smurf is better although I was a little surprised that both of them know how smurf penis looks like). Well Ted stole it for Robin on their first date that ended in...
1. I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU: the reason I started to watch this. Total and most brutal way of destroying yours chance on the first date xD But I't was funny xD

MARSHALL ERIKSEN
5. Getting a car- Marshall got his Fiero from his brothers after finishing a few tasks. Like going to a drive-in and ordering 12 cups of coffee naked xD of course his brothers wnt to the restourant before him and stole all the lids. Then poor little dumb Marshall had to put all the coffee around his naked body. Do I need to say that that hot coffee spilled on him xD NO FOOD IN THE CAR RULE
4.DANCERS HIP - The moment when the gang is messing with his new injury and then he starts to justify that it is called like that only because mostly ballet dancers acquire it xD talk about crash and burn. And that face when he realized what he just said :D
3. DIBS - First episode. Marshall proposes to Lily and then they have sex on the kitchen floor. When they finished Lily asks him does he know that there is a Pop tart under your fridge. MARSHALL: No but dibs xD awesome. Ou yea cork eye contact here xD
2. LAWYERED MOMENTS - Barney makes up some kind of fact or percentage or story and then Marshall makes him admit that he made it up. Talk about bad ass :) LAWYERED
1. SLAPSGIVING- now that whole episode is a Marshall pawning Barney. And then that last slap. Tumbling down in his excruciating pain over the little table. Lights out and the song starts. Marshall awesome :)))

JOINT MOMENT (joint xD) - Sword fight. Marshall and Ted got into an argument and started to sword fight. LEGENDARY moment. Can't describe this. Just watch :)))
Well enough for now. The remaining 3 will come later or tomorrow or next week. We will see xD
Until then comment and give your fav Marshall and Ted moments

Introduction to characters: MARSHALL ERIKSEN

The good guy. The naive one. The ever loving guy. One word: Marshall. Now let's talk about Marshall. He would be my fav if Barney wasn't created. Not so flashy as the rest but a character that will crawl under your skin with his kid like statements and good personality.
Born in St. Clouds Minnesota, graduated at the Columbia university and became a lawyer with a desire to protect the environment. Great dream and commitment you say. Well it would be if he had a lot of money but since he is poor like a church mouse and married with a shoppaholic. But at the top of that cake a cherry named Stinson. and you get one hell of a miserable man that works at the firms that are the worst filth of mankind.
Best friend with mr. Mosby and married to that Lily aw just wanna eat her alive Aldrin. These three live in the apartment above of the McLarrens. Show starts with Marshall proposing ( well actually starts when Marshall fake proposes Ted to see if his lines are good enough xD) to Lily and few seasons later they are married.
Marshall always but always wins in games, studies crypotzoology as a hobby (supernatural things like Bigfoot and Nessie). Catchphrase is: lawyered ( which he says after he wins an argument mostly with Barney).
Three things I love about this guy: 1. This guy knows how to fight ( but really he is a monster)
                                                    2. He is so much crazy that he shaved middle of his head the day when he married Lily just because her cousin gave him blonde highlights xD (go man xD)
                                                    3. SLAP BET ( if someone doesn't know what I mean then stop reading this and go watch HIMYM xD )
Ou yea he is played by Jason Segal if someone wants to know.
Well thats all from Marshall without to much spoilering xD

10 sports so crazy you will not want to miss a thing x

(DISCLAIMER: this is purely a work of fiction and you should not be offended by any thing that is written here. If you are I suggest that you don’t read it. After all this is just a mean to kill some time)

10.PIG CHASING – I think this one actually exists. First of all you need a pig, a large arena preferably a muddy one and a chaser. You let the pig or pigs in a arena and then chaser must catch them while he is timed. My version would include hot girls and jelly instead of mud or we replace a pig with a rhinoceros a really mad one and huge like 10 feet tall. RHINO CHASING :)))

9.CURLING – you ask why is curling crazy. You have a guy that slides a huge rock like thing and then few people go around the thing and sweep. I think this is either related to some cult activity or obsessive compulsive disorder. Either way it’s crazy. And boring. And has very sedative effect. And fun if someone goes berserk with the broom :)

8. FLINTSTONES RACING MANIA – Topnotch racing cars without anything except Jamaican athletics team members that would run inside it. Although it would probably be very boring because of mister Usain I’m so fast that I shit lightning Bolt xD I love that guy. And one more thing imagine 24 hours of Le Mans. super awesome or super disaster, Either way fun :)

7. WOODPECKER SHOOTING – No you will not shoot poor little birds. You will take a small bow and use them as arrows of course xD Why woodpeckers you ask. Because they have sharp beaks. Now I still don’t have an idea for a target but maybe some fat people. That is always funny. And since this one is becoming extremely politically incorrect let’s toss a couple of dumb blondes that will do something. I mean UFC has them holding numbers I think that we will come up with something :)

6.RUNNING IN CIRCLES MARATHON – I think this one is clear. You need to run 42 km spinning around. You get a pedometer (it’s a step counting device) and when you reach 42 k you can stop. Presumably that you finish or that you even start. I think no one would be this stupid but if you see someone I have two words for you. Video CAMERA.

5. LIGHT SABER KENDO – I hope you all know what kendo is. You have two guys ( or girls) with wooden sword that practice the ancient art of handling sword. Japanese origin. Now what if we increase the number of participants and use light sabers. Awesome head falling, blood squirting, burn smelling battle royale. And who ever wins gets the hot dumb blonde that shows round number. Like there will be more than one xD Also in this honorable sport we should remember the fair play and most of all the CODE.

So BRO CODE article 38: Even in a fight to the death, a Bro never punches another Bro in the groin ( we shall add here: neither does he light saber his member :P). Except of course if a dude you are fighting isn’t a Bro but a shemale or a Blabber ( a bro that is always in a company of woman, and not that kind of company) nuff said may the Force be with you.

4. POWERLINE HANGING – SHOCKING, SHAKING, MIND NUMBING, SKIN BURNING match today is an idea for a poster. How is it done??? You find a power line and close a electricity circle with your body. Then The one that survives is the winner. Also he has awesome hair. If both of them survive the gentleman will engage in another duel or simply play a game of Broshambo (rock, paper, scissors).

Now we came to the top 3 in this order. What kind of gruesome, dangerous and legendary things we have in store. Well here they are

3. CATAPULT BLASTING – 2 crews with two catapults on different sides. OBJECTIVE: make the other team unable to fight. Either by demolishing their pult or slathering them all. We shall use gigantic rock or explosives. Maybe even sea battles. You toss in with the rock a lot of meat and blood and then when you sink the other team they will be in the ocean and ready to become shark bait. NICE J)) Also I have an idea with the lingerie pulting. Not sure how to pull this off but will inform you if I find a way :)

2.OPERA LISTENING – one more marathon event. You will be taken to the opera and be forced to listen. You fall asleep you lose. You exit you lose. You just need to shut up and listen if you can of course :) have a nice time muahahahahahahhaahaa. Losing players have to take their women to shopping for 3 days straight while the winner will bask in the glory while 3 Norwegian chick bathe him in a liquid of his choice.

1. DRINKATHON - the best, the hardest and the most awesome sport ever invented on this world. This one is real actually and happens every year in mine hometown. Start is at the beginning of the longest street and to finish you just have to walk through the whole street. Simple right. WRONG xD One of the conditions you need to enter every bar on the course and drink first a beer. Then you exit and enter the next one where you drink a real mans drink like a scotch. You should also know that in Croatia you have bars like Sahara has sand. AWESOME xD I intend to enter this year and am currently training. The notorious never ended run.

Hope you enjoyed this one :) some of the ideas that weren’t included but worth mentioning. SUPERHERO CAGEMATCH, PUKING PUZZLES (solve a box of puzzles while you have an unbearable need to puke), UNDERWATER HOCKEY and BEARHAND fighting (no not bare hand but bearhand. You take a bear paw and fight)

10 supervillans that would be a very hot chick

OK maybe this sounds a little weird but I don't care xD I got the idea today at work between chasing a fly around and inventing a rubber band catapult and trying to reach exceptional distances with it. So here we go from 10th to do 1st:

10. CHUCKline - you all remember the ever charming Chucky the killing doll. Well this is for you out there with artificial body fetish. Little facial surgery to improve looks or a paper bag and you are ready to go. Just remember that you could be killed but then again it's builds up the suspense :P Chuckline is ideal for little houses and storing underneath the bed in a chained case of course. Do not attempt sexual intercourse in freezing conditions. Tinypeoplephilia.

9. HANS GRUBER - or rather Helga. A charming international bandit from Die hard is cocky and funny at the same time. German blood guarantees hot blond (or worst case brunette) busty beer baring girl. With her obvious desire for danger you could have fun while robbing supermegabrand name company or have sex in the public your choice. Just be careful of facial hair.

8. JIMMY BONES - Snoop dogg in the movie Bones. Now imagine Snoops coolness transformed into hotness and placed in one hot black chick. Sure she is a ghost but imagine if you will possession sex. That has to be awesome. + you could complain that you don't get as much loving as you deserve and try to put a tricycle idea in her head (watch for the devils three way - here it would just be a gay bang). Also watch out for lack of privacy and you should be aware that you will be killed if you abandon her so toss up :)

7.Miss FREEZE - big old Arnie replaced by a hot Scandinavian girl with looks that match Victoria Silvstedt. Now I don't think that Robin would be gay anymore ( and the old bat is suspicious to). Coldness you say. Then lets dig deep into her goon roaster and find a flame manipulating chick. Awesome three way action plus her scientific brain could develop some awesome hardwood drugs (yes xD ) and few gadgets if you are into that. Definitely all star member :)

6.RIDDLERrie - Crazy redheaded girl who is always full of surprises. BITCH guess whats behind door number one??? Well either 10 naked girl for you and her or one of her crazy crazy crazy gadgets. Costumes included so just sit back and relax if you can. Liv Tyler for the part would be ideal ;)

5.THE SHARK - rubber or plastic beast machine from Jaws would satisffy even the most perverted character out there. Bestiality + artificial body. With a little upgrades to look at least a little as woman and your ready to go. Water sex mandatory and maybe even high speed stunts. Your choice it's just a doll :P

4.VIGOra THE CARPATH WOMAN - Vigo comes from ghostbusters and is also known as Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, and Vigo the Unholy (but not Vigo the Butch). So What we got here. Crazy, blond, wearing a suit of armor that is also dead and resurrected. A Unholy grail of PHILIAS. Necrophilia, costumes, torture, medieval torture devices and overwhelming lust. Certainly for the top 5. Whip me baby. I could just picture Scarlett like this grrr.

3. DARTH VADERlin - Imagine seeing that helmet and hearing that khhhh sound that comes out from her mouth. Now put on her a pair of DD cups tighten her ass and replace pipi with girly parts and you are ready to go. Just like Halloween and you don't need to pay her. Add a little of Napoleon complex and a desire to use the Force anywhere and that includes the bed and you got a pretty freaking hot sadistic chick that like to wear costumes. A dream come true to some of you I'm sure :)

Almost to the finish line

2. LEXa LUTHOR - super wealthy bald chick that want to grab as huge chunk of world as possible to swallow ( maybe even swallow something else :) ) Now before you say no picture this as Britney in her bald days. Ye sure she was bald, nut and didn't care much about her hygiene but Lexa could be different with a little help. Rank really high on Hot/Crazy scale and could dance up and down on scale like well crazy person xD make her grow hair, get a boob job and you have a great chick with lots of money. dibs :)

and the winner is:




1. TERMINATOR - Ok we saw this in action and it worked like crazy. Kristanna Loken played a super hot killing machine that follows her target to the end of earth and beyond. Yes little possessive and craves for attention but show me a chick that isn't. She could satisfy your male need for seeing awesome robots and hot chick in one go. You can reprogram her at your will so instead of killing you write something like crazy monkey sex all the time. And one more thing: GADGETS :) Megan Fox anyone :)

Well bros and broets I hope you liked this certainly it was fun for me :)

Introduction to characters: LILY ALDRIN

Well it's time for the second introduction to this legendary cast. Lily Aldrin.

Hot, scheming, loud chewing bride of mister Ericksen is played by Alyson Hannigan. Now this particular lady was in mine wet dreams ever since her lesbian role in Buffy. Damn I liked that show :)
We will not reveal her age but we can say she was born 1982 ( Lily not Alyson xD) or so I found out after painful 2 minute search xD. She is blessed with a feminist mother and that mother never allowed Lily to play with easy bake oven and similar stuff :( BITCH. As the series starts her long long long long time boyfriend Marshall( like ancient relationship old) proposes her and then they have sex on the kitchen floor. After that Marshall opens a bottle of champagne and hit poor Lily in the eye. Result a pirate eye patch and a lot of Stinson like jokes.

She kissed three guys in her life. High school boyfriend named Scooter (a straight jacket case), to much tongue guy in the freshman orientation party ( we can deduce that he was also a psycho. Come on to much tongue= mother issues) and Marshall who also sometimes manifests crazy like qualities. Doctors diagnosis: crazyguyofilia so boys from institution go for it :)

Best friend to Robin and a kind of priest to our loved Stinson. She thinks she is a good painter but we can only see that dogs dig her art. Caninart :) She is also a raging shopaholic like all woman. Damn you home shopping channel. Lilys most noticeable quality except that crazy red hair smoking hot good looks is her loud chewing. Imagine a lawn mower that just run into a field of sharp nails and screws. Now multiply by 5 and you get the idea.
A diabolic schemer and a perfect match for Barney in my opinion. Screw you Eriksen. A character that you must love ( yes even in that manner you pervs :P)

Bro tips for scoring at the beach

So this hot hot weather forces hot woman to go to beach and relax and maybe get a tan. So in a true Barney spirit I will give you a few tips to locate, aproach and score with chicks. Here we go.

1. LIFE wait for it GUARD - a very cool job and we all watched baywatch. Guys drolled over those smoking girls but if you watched closely you could see that girls in the series drooled over those dudes with a flotation device (no I don't mean that xD ). First of all lets put this in context. Blazing heat= less clothes and if you have great body thats one plus. Second a man that saves people is a god. Come on boys how many times did you think Mitch is cool almost like Chuck Norris. Third we all know chicks dig a uniform and although you don't have much of a uniform surlly this counts. You don't even need to work as a lifeguard. A good scouting mission to observe their equipment and a trip to the store plus a little of lieing will do the trick. ok +++ action and if you toss in a shark or a natural disaster this exponentionally grows to +++++++++++++++

2. WORKING OUT - I already mentioned this. Hot body = more atention its the same with both sexes. So In the winter and spring grab those weight and lift. It's worth it :) + action. Prep action before the main game. Basically practise.

3. BALL - you seen this in a movie. ball hits the chick and then a guy cames and takes it and makes contact. I have an even better strategy. have your wingman kick a ball and just before it hits a girl you jump to the rescue like a lion and deflect it with your mighty forearm or something like that. +++ action. You have an element of suprise + you saccrificed your life (well not exactlly but you get my drift) for her + you can play a little hurt ergo simphaty card. Triple threath you know it ;)

4. MUGGING INCIDENT - wingman assist. He mugges a girl or just takes her stuff from her towel but he need to make shure the target sees it. And just it happens that a 100 m sprint/ muay thai champion is walking near. By this I mean you xD you chath a thief and take the stuff but he somehow manages to escape. Beware. This is extremely risky. Your wingman could actually be taken down by the true champion and it won't be a good thing to watch. OK it will but only like 5 minutes xD BAIL responsabiliti falls on you so remember the formula. ALLOWED BAIL= year of friendship * 100 dolars. Above is crazy expensive bail xD OK to spice thing up you can and will get a little hurt in this process but will retrive her stuff. And can you imagine something sexier than a hero that was injured when he help you. I think not. +++++ or jail either way good time guaranted xD

5. SUN SCREEN CREAM PLOY - ok the most likely to fail. Basically search for a girl that has a problem with sun screen. If your lucky you will be invited. Other option. Take a board and write free sun screen applying here. Beware of guys and old people. But charity card is applied here. Not only do you care about other people skin but you do it for free and you help elderly. A clean good guy. This scheme is a coin toss. You will score or you will become that weird sun cream guy on the beach. Like you care xD +++ or ---

That all for now boys and girls. remember to have fun and be promiscuous on your holiday you will maybe regret it xD.
(this is purely a work of fiction and fun. Any feminist comment will be tossed in the toilet and flushed)

Poll

Added a poll just to see how it works. Contains all the main characters and two side but awesome characters.

Introduction to characters: BARNEY STINSON

Even though Ted is shall we say main character personally Barney is my favourite and therefore he is my first topic.

Let's see. He is played by Neil Patrick Harris one awesome actor. Barney was born in some date in 1976. If I find out the date I will let you know xD. His mom was how to put this a promiscuous whore which led to creation of Barney and his brother James who is African-American and later he becomes gay. They both are awesome guys and good brothers. barney thinks his father is Bob Barker (the host of The price is right if someone doesn't know). His passions are woman (easy woman to be precise), laser tag, suits (but quality is what counts), scotch and a good cigar, and most of all spending time with his friends and making legendary stories in process.
Ted is his dubed wingman and he goes through life with the help of the "BRO CODE". It's his shall we say Bible that he follows to the letter. It's a book that has been published in reality actually and really entertaining.

Now every good Tv character has a good catch phrase. And Barney Stinson has many. From simple "High five, Awesome, Suit up" to the more complex "When I'm (insert something) I stop being (insert something) and be awesome instead. True story." But his most memorable phrase is LEGEND wait for it DARY. He uses this "wait for it" for more words to spice things up.

Barney is a pig when it come to woman. Woman are just objects for his fun and he will stop at nothing to score with a dumb chick. Magic tricks, costumes, wingmans, made up stories, alcohol and even pretend to be a traveler on the airport :) He hates to see his friends sad and will do anything to cheer them up. Went as far as San Francisco to get Lily when Marshall and Lily were broken up. Recently he has slept with Robin and broken the CODE by doing it. Ted somehow forgave him but Barney in the process fell in love with Robin and now we need to wait season 5 to see what happens :(

Barneys history is weird and funny and I will tell it someother time. To sum this up Stinson is a awesome guy, a heart of the show and a character most likely to get a spin-off. My character ranking has put him in a second place right under the legendary Al Bundy.

New Bro in town

Hello everybody and welcome to my first post in my first blog.
Since I'm a huge fanatic of a awesome show "How I met your mother" it wasn't very hard to chose my theme for this blog. Purpose of this blog shall be bringing news about the show, analizing plots, episodes, characters and places in short PECP ( like that means anything xD ).

First I would tell you something about myself. I'm from Croatia, most awesome country in the world. 19 years all and have just started to atend Medical college in Zagreb. I like to workout and am a huge fan of martial arts (grappler myself), love a good beer, hot girls, partying and all the other normal teen stuff (if drinking can be called normal xD ). Huge fan of japanese manga and anime, facebook junkie and I worship HIMYM.
I think that other info isn't neccesary. I hope that you will like this summer project (maybe it will become something more who knows) and I expect a lot of comment and interaction from you people good or bad. Really I'm very bored and I love to argue. But please no racial, ethnic, relogious or and other kind of comment. This is a place for fun and hanging out and I don't socialize with racists. People it's gonna be LEGEND wait for it DARY :))))