10 supervillans that would be a very hot chick

OK maybe this sounds a little weird but I don't care xD I got the idea today at work between chasing a fly around and inventing a rubber band catapult and trying to reach exceptional distances with it. So here we go from 10th to do 1st:

10. CHUCKline - you all remember the ever charming Chucky the killing doll. Well this is for you out there with artificial body fetish. Little facial surgery to improve looks or a paper bag and you are ready to go. Just remember that you could be killed but then again it's builds up the suspense :P Chuckline is ideal for little houses and storing underneath the bed in a chained case of course. Do not attempt sexual intercourse in freezing conditions. Tinypeoplephilia.

9. HANS GRUBER - or rather Helga. A charming international bandit from Die hard is cocky and funny at the same time. German blood guarantees hot blond (or worst case brunette) busty beer baring girl. With her obvious desire for danger you could have fun while robbing supermegabrand name company or have sex in the public your choice. Just be careful of facial hair.

8. JIMMY BONES - Snoop dogg in the movie Bones. Now imagine Snoops coolness transformed into hotness and placed in one hot black chick. Sure she is a ghost but imagine if you will possession sex. That has to be awesome. + you could complain that you don't get as much loving as you deserve and try to put a tricycle idea in her head (watch for the devils three way - here it would just be a gay bang). Also watch out for lack of privacy and you should be aware that you will be killed if you abandon her so toss up :)

7.Miss FREEZE - big old Arnie replaced by a hot Scandinavian girl with looks that match Victoria Silvstedt. Now I don't think that Robin would be gay anymore ( and the old bat is suspicious to). Coldness you say. Then lets dig deep into her goon roaster and find a flame manipulating chick. Awesome three way action plus her scientific brain could develop some awesome hardwood drugs (yes xD ) and few gadgets if you are into that. Definitely all star member :)

6.RIDDLERrie - Crazy redheaded girl who is always full of surprises. BITCH guess whats behind door number one??? Well either 10 naked girl for you and her or one of her crazy crazy crazy gadgets. Costumes included so just sit back and relax if you can. Liv Tyler for the part would be ideal ;)

5.THE SHARK - rubber or plastic beast machine from Jaws would satisffy even the most perverted character out there. Bestiality + artificial body. With a little upgrades to look at least a little as woman and your ready to go. Water sex mandatory and maybe even high speed stunts. Your choice it's just a doll :P

4.VIGOra THE CARPATH WOMAN - Vigo comes from ghostbusters and is also known as Vigo the Cruel, Vigo the Torturer, Vigo the Despised, and Vigo the Unholy (but not Vigo the Butch). So What we got here. Crazy, blond, wearing a suit of armor that is also dead and resurrected. A Unholy grail of PHILIAS. Necrophilia, costumes, torture, medieval torture devices and overwhelming lust. Certainly for the top 5. Whip me baby. I could just picture Scarlett like this grrr.

3. DARTH VADERlin - Imagine seeing that helmet and hearing that khhhh sound that comes out from her mouth. Now put on her a pair of DD cups tighten her ass and replace pipi with girly parts and you are ready to go. Just like Halloween and you don't need to pay her. Add a little of Napoleon complex and a desire to use the Force anywhere and that includes the bed and you got a pretty freaking hot sadistic chick that like to wear costumes. A dream come true to some of you I'm sure :)

Almost to the finish line

2. LEXa LUTHOR - super wealthy bald chick that want to grab as huge chunk of world as possible to swallow ( maybe even swallow something else :) ) Now before you say no picture this as Britney in her bald days. Ye sure she was bald, nut and didn't care much about her hygiene but Lexa could be different with a little help. Rank really high on Hot/Crazy scale and could dance up and down on scale like well crazy person xD make her grow hair, get a boob job and you have a great chick with lots of money. dibs :)

and the winner is:




1. TERMINATOR - Ok we saw this in action and it worked like crazy. Kristanna Loken played a super hot killing machine that follows her target to the end of earth and beyond. Yes little possessive and craves for attention but show me a chick that isn't. She could satisfy your male need for seeing awesome robots and hot chick in one go. You can reprogram her at your will so instead of killing you write something like crazy monkey sex all the time. And one more thing: GADGETS :) Megan Fox anyone :)

Well bros and broets I hope you liked this certainly it was fun for me :)

Introduction to characters: LILY ALDRIN

Well it's time for the second introduction to this legendary cast. Lily Aldrin.

Hot, scheming, loud chewing bride of mister Ericksen is played by Alyson Hannigan. Now this particular lady was in mine wet dreams ever since her lesbian role in Buffy. Damn I liked that show :)
We will not reveal her age but we can say she was born 1982 ( Lily not Alyson xD) or so I found out after painful 2 minute search xD. She is blessed with a feminist mother and that mother never allowed Lily to play with easy bake oven and similar stuff :( BITCH. As the series starts her long long long long time boyfriend Marshall( like ancient relationship old) proposes her and then they have sex on the kitchen floor. After that Marshall opens a bottle of champagne and hit poor Lily in the eye. Result a pirate eye patch and a lot of Stinson like jokes.

She kissed three guys in her life. High school boyfriend named Scooter (a straight jacket case), to much tongue guy in the freshman orientation party ( we can deduce that he was also a psycho. Come on to much tongue= mother issues) and Marshall who also sometimes manifests crazy like qualities. Doctors diagnosis: crazyguyofilia so boys from institution go for it :)

Best friend to Robin and a kind of priest to our loved Stinson. She thinks she is a good painter but we can only see that dogs dig her art. Caninart :) She is also a raging shopaholic like all woman. Damn you home shopping channel. Lilys most noticeable quality except that crazy red hair smoking hot good looks is her loud chewing. Imagine a lawn mower that just run into a field of sharp nails and screws. Now multiply by 5 and you get the idea.
A diabolic schemer and a perfect match for Barney in my opinion. Screw you Eriksen. A character that you must love ( yes even in that manner you pervs :P)