Bro tips for scoring at the beach

So this hot hot weather forces hot woman to go to beach and relax and maybe get a tan. So in a true Barney spirit I will give you a few tips to locate, aproach and score with chicks. Here we go.

1. LIFE wait for it GUARD - a very cool job and we all watched baywatch. Guys drolled over those smoking girls but if you watched closely you could see that girls in the series drooled over those dudes with a flotation device (no I don't mean that xD ). First of all lets put this in context. Blazing heat= less clothes and if you have great body thats one plus. Second a man that saves people is a god. Come on boys how many times did you think Mitch is cool almost like Chuck Norris. Third we all know chicks dig a uniform and although you don't have much of a uniform surlly this counts. You don't even need to work as a lifeguard. A good scouting mission to observe their equipment and a trip to the store plus a little of lieing will do the trick. ok +++ action and if you toss in a shark or a natural disaster this exponentionally grows to +++++++++++++++

2. WORKING OUT - I already mentioned this. Hot body = more atention its the same with both sexes. So In the winter and spring grab those weight and lift. It's worth it :) + action. Prep action before the main game. Basically practise.

3. BALL - you seen this in a movie. ball hits the chick and then a guy cames and takes it and makes contact. I have an even better strategy. have your wingman kick a ball and just before it hits a girl you jump to the rescue like a lion and deflect it with your mighty forearm or something like that. +++ action. You have an element of suprise + you saccrificed your life (well not exactlly but you get my drift) for her + you can play a little hurt ergo simphaty card. Triple threath you know it ;)

4. MUGGING INCIDENT - wingman assist. He mugges a girl or just takes her stuff from her towel but he need to make shure the target sees it. And just it happens that a 100 m sprint/ muay thai champion is walking near. By this I mean you xD you chath a thief and take the stuff but he somehow manages to escape. Beware. This is extremely risky. Your wingman could actually be taken down by the true champion and it won't be a good thing to watch. OK it will but only like 5 minutes xD BAIL responsabiliti falls on you so remember the formula. ALLOWED BAIL= year of friendship * 100 dolars. Above is crazy expensive bail xD OK to spice thing up you can and will get a little hurt in this process but will retrive her stuff. And can you imagine something sexier than a hero that was injured when he help you. I think not. +++++ or jail either way good time guaranted xD

5. SUN SCREEN CREAM PLOY - ok the most likely to fail. Basically search for a girl that has a problem with sun screen. If your lucky you will be invited. Other option. Take a board and write free sun screen applying here. Beware of guys and old people. But charity card is applied here. Not only do you care about other people skin but you do it for free and you help elderly. A clean good guy. This scheme is a coin toss. You will score or you will become that weird sun cream guy on the beach. Like you care xD +++ or ---

That all for now boys and girls. remember to have fun and be promiscuous on your holiday you will maybe regret it xD.
(this is purely a work of fiction and fun. Any feminist comment will be tossed in the toilet and flushed)