BLAZING MOMENTS

So while you are sitting in your chair and just doing nothing some of us are on the work bored to death and mostly reading crap. Well I'm one of those and in my boring workday I had a moment of pure genius............... But then it got away. So instead I must write this: 5 greatest moments of our 5 characters

TED MOSBY:
5. Doctor X protest: Self proclaimed college radio scene legend doctor X also mostly know as douche bag Ted organized happenings against racism, injustice etc. And there was nobody there. Except the X. One gigantic FAIL
4. 2 minute date: Now this one is a total success. He seduced dr. Stella Zinman. They started at her office ended after a cab ride 30 feet further, ate something, watched a movie and he got a kiss. LEGENDARY. I'm just surprised that Barney didn't tried to copy that xD
3. The Goat incident: Yes the one when he got in a fight against a female goat in his apartment and he got his ass whooped. Really hard. How hard??? Hospitalized. Nuff said xD
2. The Smurf penis: aka the blue french horn ( but the smurf is better although I was a little surprised that both of them know how smurf penis looks like). Well Ted stole it for Robin on their first date that ended in...
1. I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU: the reason I started to watch this. Total and most brutal way of destroying yours chance on the first date xD But I't was funny xD

MARSHALL ERIKSEN
5. Getting a car- Marshall got his Fiero from his brothers after finishing a few tasks. Like going to a drive-in and ordering 12 cups of coffee naked xD of course his brothers wnt to the restourant before him and stole all the lids. Then poor little dumb Marshall had to put all the coffee around his naked body. Do I need to say that that hot coffee spilled on him xD NO FOOD IN THE CAR RULE
4.DANCERS HIP - The moment when the gang is messing with his new injury and then he starts to justify that it is called like that only because mostly ballet dancers acquire it xD talk about crash and burn. And that face when he realized what he just said :D
3. DIBS - First episode. Marshall proposes to Lily and then they have sex on the kitchen floor. When they finished Lily asks him does he know that there is a Pop tart under your fridge. MARSHALL: No but dibs xD awesome. Ou yea cork eye contact here xD
2. LAWYERED MOMENTS - Barney makes up some kind of fact or percentage or story and then Marshall makes him admit that he made it up. Talk about bad ass :) LAWYERED
1. SLAPSGIVING- now that whole episode is a Marshall pawning Barney. And then that last slap. Tumbling down in his excruciating pain over the little table. Lights out and the song starts. Marshall awesome :)))

JOINT MOMENT (joint xD) - Sword fight. Marshall and Ted got into an argument and started to sword fight. LEGENDARY moment. Can't describe this. Just watch :)))
Well enough for now. The remaining 3 will come later or tomorrow or next week. We will see xD
Until then comment and give your fav Marshall and Ted moments

Introduction to characters: MARSHALL ERIKSEN

The good guy. The naive one. The ever loving guy. One word: Marshall. Now let's talk about Marshall. He would be my fav if Barney wasn't created. Not so flashy as the rest but a character that will crawl under your skin with his kid like statements and good personality.
Born in St. Clouds Minnesota, graduated at the Columbia university and became a lawyer with a desire to protect the environment. Great dream and commitment you say. Well it would be if he had a lot of money but since he is poor like a church mouse and married with a shoppaholic. But at the top of that cake a cherry named Stinson. and you get one hell of a miserable man that works at the firms that are the worst filth of mankind.
Best friend with mr. Mosby and married to that Lily aw just wanna eat her alive Aldrin. These three live in the apartment above of the McLarrens. Show starts with Marshall proposing ( well actually starts when Marshall fake proposes Ted to see if his lines are good enough xD) to Lily and few seasons later they are married.
Marshall always but always wins in games, studies crypotzoology as a hobby (supernatural things like Bigfoot and Nessie). Catchphrase is: lawyered ( which he says after he wins an argument mostly with Barney).
Three things I love about this guy: 1. This guy knows how to fight ( but really he is a monster)
                                                    2. He is so much crazy that he shaved middle of his head the day when he married Lily just because her cousin gave him blonde highlights xD (go man xD)
                                                    3. SLAP BET ( if someone doesn't know what I mean then stop reading this and go watch HIMYM xD )
Ou yea he is played by Jason Segal if someone wants to know.
Well thats all from Marshall without to much spoilering xD